Humor Quote by Jennifer Saints

“I just about prevent myself from laughing, but the information that coffee is basically faery Viagra just totally took the wind out of my…

— Liz de Jager

“I couldn't handle more railing against Alexi. He'd been a wreck recently. Before I could stop myself I blurted out the rumor running through…

— Shannon Delany

“She is stunning in her anger. Her eyes are bright, her chest is heaving and all I want to do is slam against her…

— M.R. Field

“She’s nothing more than a crazy chick with a tight ass. Who will get me coffee daily.” “Oh, really?” Her voice cuts through the…

— Natasha Madison

“I’m choking on my own tongue, frantically trying to think of something to say to repair the damage Mandy’s worked in the past ninety…

— Lili Valente

“You were great,” Alex whispered in her ear. Her hair smelled like mangos. He squeezed her shoulder, and not really knowing why, other than…

— Lisa McMann

“Just as I’m about ready to blow, the buzzer to the door sounds. Alexis pauses, looking like a deer in headlights, except this little…

— K.M. Golland

“No one else spoke. Their eyes turned to their plates. Sarah put her face in her hands. After a moment, Adam shook his head.…

— Magen Cubed

“Shut up, Kathleen.” “Shut up, Miranda.” “God, enough with the shut ups, please,” Evan said, walking down the stairs looking good enough to eat…

— Tere Michaels

“The bartender’s eyes went beyond me to the Rock Chicks and he said, “Eleven screaming orgasms, comin’ right up.” Phew. All right, fine. That…

— Kristen Ashley

Nothin'," Alex says. "We'll talk later, chica. It's not a big deal." "Don't chica me, Alex," his bride snaps. "I think she's gonna deck…

— Simone Elkeles

“ What's going on with you? Jared asked out of the blue. Beginning a new era of journalistic history, Kami told him, sending her…

— Sarah Rees Brennan