Ex girlfriend Quote by Anthony Jeselnik Download Open image “I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.” — Anthony Jeselnik ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ex girlfriend Exes Funny Girlfriend Humor Killers Past Two Two years Years
Maybe the reason why I haven't found who I've been searching for is because I know that I've already found her. It's just up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you find the one, my lad, grab her up in your arms and never let her go. You may never get another chance. — Gaelen Foley Copy Share Image
It makes me sad that we're not together, but it's okay because I know that you will never find another me.. — Ericson Grey Copy Share Image
I know that I may not be who you are looking for, but remember this, there is one person looking for me and I… — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
I looked for a very long time, knowing that it had to happen, but it took me a long time to find someone with… — Alton Brown Copy Share Image
It's not like I've wanted to go out and look for someone. I'm not really good at that. — Selena Gomez Copy Share Image
I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at… — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
Finally found her...The love of my life! Too bad her girlfriend. Found her first. — Edward Etter Copy Share Image
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it up in my persona. I felt like I wouldn't be able to do stand-up for a career if I was needy. I didn't want to be complaining or whining onstage. I wanted to be cool and… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share
I want people to just be paying attention even if they're not necessarily laughing at something, or if it takes them a while to get something, I don't mind that. If half the crowd gets the joke and the other half is sitting there scratching their heads, that's just as good for me if I like the joke, because I… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share
Perhaps I'm being too optimistic, but I think this country is finally ready for a black serial killer. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Father's Day makes me wish I could talk to my Dad just one more time, instead of all the time. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
About a year after I moved to Los Angeles, I decided I wanted to be a joke writer for a late night talk show. So I met with a late night joke writer and he told me that I should start by doing stand-up comedy, because that would really hone my sense of humor and joke writing ability. Eventually I… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share
When I was little, I would burn ants with a magnifying glass. But now that I'm older, I'm more of a cat guy. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I'm fascinated by offensive subject matter. Always have been. It is very natural to me, as any teach I've ever had growing up could… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I actually never acted on "Deadwood." I have meetings all the time where people look at my IMDb page and see that I played… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I was a weird kid because I liked to be alone, but I craved attention. It was important for me to be cool, but… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I know her in the biblical senseand when I say that, I mean I don't believe a word she says. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
[attempts to save the relationship on the phone but said the wrong word while talking] It didn't come out right, but I wasn't in… — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
“I had a dream that my boyfriend went back to his ex…I woke up and giggled because you don’t pick up a rock after… — Starley Ard Copy Share Image
Don't dwell on the memories you lost, but to smile on the ones you create. — Dan Pellegrino Copy Share Image
Listening to country music alone in your car is a guaranteed way to make sure you think about every ex you've ever had. Ever... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An ex-girlfriend once got upset when I told her that music is the most important thing in my life. It's more important than anyone else could ever be. I don't want to be overly dramatic and say it's the only thing that gets me up and keeps me going. But people in your life come and go. As you go… — Ben Gibbard Copy Share
If youre really honest to the people you really love, you must learn to avoid the EX girlfriend and to the demons who likes… — Zaini Copy Share Image
And don't let me see you crying, and if the one you love hurt you, don't let me know, because if that will happen,… — Rakii Retondo Copy Share Image
Just remember: any bitch before me was a mistake and any bitch after me is a downgrade. — Asheya Copy Share Image