Halloween Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Want to scare every guy you know this Halloween? Dress as a replacement ref.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Halloween Humor
For Halloween I'm just gonna wear no makeup and natural hair and go as a monster. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is getting stupid, hardly anyone dresses up as something scary & all the ladies go out looking like sluts. I guess it's the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
May your Halloween be scarier than what's actually going on with our country. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“On Halloween I like to scare up business the old fashioned way: with flyers, business cards, and electroshock therapy while wearing spooky masks.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
We have a costume closet at home. My family will put on a costume for any excuse. — Bryan Batt Copy Share Image
I mean, I'm a drag queen, any excuse to wear a costume means it's going to be a good time. — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...it was a huge creature, luminous, ghastly, and spectral. I have cross-examined these men, one of them a hard-headed countryman, one a farrier, and… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
I was invited to a halloween party until 12, but made a good choice of studying instead :) — Mariana Copy Share Image
“Did you know that at one time trick-or-treating was stopped? It's true. During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat… — Linda Bozzo Copy Share Image
Very fun! Here is one I like: Double, dubloe toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble. ~ Shakespeare Macbeth Hope you Halloween is spirit-filled! — Marvin Copy Share Image
There was a time when Vader and I had a main event Pay-Per-View match, back in 1993 at Halloween Havoc, and I firmly thought… — Mick Foley Copy Share Image
“Halloweenies: People who break up around Halloween because it's the last stop before the family-filled, gift-mandated, high pressure holidays: Thanksgiving/Christmas/New Year's.” — Cindy Chupack Copy Share Image
Some people say, 'Oh you're a weird queen. You're a punk queen.' All queens are weird! I don't care if you're in a sickening… — Sharon Needles Copy Share Image
Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. — Amity Shlaes Copy Share Image
For me, writing something in the spirit of Halloween is like Mother Teresa writing on charity and sacrifice. It's just second nature to me. — Danny Elfman Copy Share Image
“It was a small town by a small river and a small lake in a small northern part of a Midwest state. There wasn't… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image