Funny Quote by Steven Wright

I do get freaked out sometimes. I have kids hop my fence, get into my back yard, and just start screaming at me.

— Deadmau5

Kids can relate to having some scary person living near their house. They can relate to, 'Hey, don't go near that house.' We all…

— Fred Willard

The worst thing you could do is scare a kid or trick them. Never, ever, ever do that.

— Julianne Moore

I don't want to scare them. I don't want their heads spinning.

— John Calipari

I'm going to scare a lot of kids Thursday night.

— Jon Gruden

Kids love to be scared; we all do. But there's a difference between leaving them hanging out there, with their fears, and then bringing…

— Henry Selick

I always tell my children, 'You have to face your fear. If not, it's like running from a dog that will bite you in…

— Jaclyn Smith

My kids hear me behind my door, giggling like an idiot, and they roll their eyes at the blatant indignity of it all.

— Berkeley Breathed

In elementary and middle school, I threw kids against the wall. I rubbed their heads in the dirt at recess. I bit them. I…

— Russell Wilson

A house is kind of scary.

— Laura Dekker

I know my family's adventures must scare a lot of you who have rarely or never been into the wild or are afraid of…

— Dean Potter

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean.

— Loretta Lynn