Grandmother Quote by Erma Bombeck Download Open image “A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.” — Erma Bombeck ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Grandmother Halloween
My grandmas just awkwardly standing in the middle of my room and I dont know what to do. she started whispering. I think shes… — Leila Copy Share Image
“God, this is weird." "Oh, I'm sorry—do you have a ghost talking to you about his intentions with your granddaughter?” — Heather Davis Copy Share Image
“No, but I’m too old for trick-or-treating … so Halloween isn’t such a big deal anymore.” — Kasie West Copy Share Image
Halloween, just another day people pretend to be somebody they're not. — Bernajoy Vaal Copy Share Image
Have you known Your grandma?.. She takes place when your Mama is not around.She shows strict attitude in front of your mother to show… — Silniña Silma Copy Share Image
“Your grandma is a magician. Remember that time when you fell off your bicycle and she lifted you up onto the kitchen counter? She… — Margrét Helgadóttir Copy Share Image
Halloween is day when you can pretend to be something you're not, and not get judged for it. — Denicia Provencio Copy Share Image
Halloween is just like any other day, a bunch of people running around pretending to be someone their not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Seeing Grandma this way, it makes me know for certain that everything about a person will show up in another person in the family.” — Heidi W. Durrow Copy Share Image
I absolutely will not allow anyone to call me grandmother. They can call me Auntie Joan, Dee-Dee, Cho-Cho, anything but grandmother. It pushes a… — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?! — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity.… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“Did he kill Grandmother?” I whispered. “Don’t be ridiculous,” Erra’s voice said in my ear. “She is already dead. Besides, your grandmother was the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
She'd read once that if you ran into a bear in the woods you should avoid eye contact and you shouldn't run away, but… — Anne Ursu Copy Share Image
Though my grandmother had picked up modern ideas in America, she still had some conflicting 19th-century Irish notions. She believed that daughters, educated though… — Rosemary Mahoney Copy Share Image
“Because he doesn’t want me talking to my grandmother.” Barabas looked at Curran. Curran shrugged. “It’s a family thing. Sometimes your father puts your… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
My grandmother was a minister as well, which was not that common in the 1930s. — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
My grandmother made sure that I went to church every Sunday. And she'd come over and pick us boys up, and we would go… — John Mellencamp Copy Share Image
Honestly, and seriously, I know I have to do a Telugu film. It was my grandmother's dream to see me in a Telugu film… — Swara Bhaskar Copy Share Image
“I stood with my mom in the cemetery. She felt terrible pain. My grandmother is with God. My mom has to continue living. It’s… — Tucker Elliot Copy Share Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I grew up in Harlem. My grandmother was one of the best cooks around, but the first thing she did on Sunday mornings when… — Richard Carmona Copy Share Image
