Billionaire Quote by Rita Rudner Download Open image “If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.” — Rita Rudner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Billionaire Funny Humor Ifs Men Money
I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man; I want a man without money rather than money without a man. — Themistocles Copy Share Image
Many men are contemptuous of riches; few can give them away. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first. — Cesare Pavese Copy Share Image
Men who have great riches and little culture rush into business, because they are weary of themselves. — Horace Greeley Copy Share Image
If you can marry a handsome man or a beautiful woman and you have two choices and both people are equally nice or obnoxious,… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Few men are both rich and generous; fewer are both rich and humble. — Henry Edward Manning Copy Share Image
You don’t need to marry a man with millions. You only need to be your exquisite self. — Anna Godbersen Copy Share Image
Most men with nothing would rather protect the possibility of becoming rich than face the reality of being poor. — John Dickinson Copy Share Image
I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to… — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works;… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
The rich people are apparently leaving America. They're giving up their citizenship. These great lovers of America who made their money in this country-when… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
If I could set a world record, it would be that I have 150 business partners, all with thriving businesses of their own that… — Barbara Corcoran Copy Share Image
A government run by billionaires for billionaires is an affront to freedom and morality and humanity. — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
The reaction of weak management to weak operations is often weak accounting. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
Every decision I make is, 'How is this helping me become a billionaire?' — Draymond Green Copy Share Image
'I don't need brains,' says the billionaire contemptuously. 'I'm brainy enough myself!' The broker cries out in desperation, 'What, in heaven's name, do you… — Konrad Lorenz Copy Share Image
I know a lot of people in the city, at all levels, horizontally and vertically - and that to me is a privilege, to… — Aleksandar Hemon Copy Share Image
As a result of the Citizens United Supreme Court decision, American democracy is being undermined by the ability of the Koch brothers and other… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image