Comedy Quote by Roddy Piper

If you've got some to say to Ric Flair, you come say it to me, and I'll make the translation.

— Roddy Piper

I've been in 30 car crashes, none of 'em my fault, I swear on a stack of midgets... OK, they were probably all my fault.

— Roddy Piper

I like the fact that I can go away and lose myself so I don't have to live in the world of courage that…

— Roddy Piper

I'd never seen a professional wrestling match. First one I saw, I was in. It was just an accident.

— Roddy Piper

I never faked my emotions or my desire to be a winner.

— Roddy Piper

Kurt Angle and Matt Hardy... I have so much respect for them.

— Roddy Piper

Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?

— Roddy Piper

There was a lot of work that people don't know about that I did to establish my villain persona. There were a lot of…

— Roddy Piper

I was the first wrestler ever in the history of wrestling to star in a major motion studio picture that became #1 box office…

— Roddy Piper

Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.

— Roddy Piper

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

— Roddy Piper

A lot of guys that were trailblazers, if we were to go back to the actual time, were just really scared and had no…

— Roddy Piper