Bulletproof Quote by Dave Barry

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair.

— Andre Agassi

This is the my germen shaperd dog......

— Rohit Rana

I adopted a pet because I have been wanting one for the longest time. In fact, I am really close to Ravi Dubey's dog…

— Rithvik Dhanjani

Puppies are constantly inventing new ways to be bad. It's fascinating. You come into a room they've been in and see pieces of debris…

— Julie Klam

The Dalmatian breed of dog has many primitive characteristics.

— Louis Leakey

It looked something like a pen wiper and something like a piece of hearth-rug. A second and keener inspection revealed it as a Pekinese…

— P. G. Wodehouse

As a kid we would eat moussaka with mash. We had a real fusion of two cultures that no-one has dared to fuse since.

— Jack Monroe

“It's only human nature for dogs to chase motrobikes”

— Peter Tinniswood

A mutt is couture-it's the only one like it in the world, made especially for you.

— Isaac Mizrahi

My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did…

— Morey Amsterdam

“I think "Swiffer" wet mops were made for lazy men, but hey.. they work!!!”

— José N. Harris

A pox o’ your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!

— Anonymous