The hardest thing about being a guy is that women don't accept that you really are just a simple, pathetic, labrador retriever-like… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I also go on long walks with my dog, a golden retriever named Breeze-and I work out with weights at a health… — Karen Hughes Copy Share Image
Well the dog that is the most is the a Labrador retrievers because they tolerate kids tugging on them and things better… — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
Mousse was a Labrador retriever, which is a large enthusiastic bulletproof species of dog made entirely from synthetic materials. This is the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The best long range shotgun load to have in one's boat for mallards is a fine retriever. — Nash Buckingham Copy Share Image
I never thought of myself as being a genius. I don't know what genius is. I think a far better expression is… — Martha Graham Copy Share Image
My golden retriever, Callie, is so easy to please. She finds great pleasure in our day-to-day routine, which helps me to enjoy… — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
I've often been described more than once in my life as very much like a golden retriever: just sort of happy and… — Chris Carmack Copy Share Image
That's the thing about being a Labrador retriever - you were born for fun. Seldom was your loopy, freewheeling mind cluttered by… — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
I'm just a dog person. I love dogs very much, especially big ones, hounds, and retrievers. I think they are funny and… — Arthur Bradford Copy Share Image
Once someone has had the good fortune to share a true love affair with a Golden Retriever, one's life and one's outlook… — Betty White Copy Share Image
My name is Oprah Winfrey. I have a talk show. I'm single. I have eight dogs-five golden retrievers, two black labs, and… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over to pick… — Linda Ellerbee Copy Share Image
I've been surrounded by dogs my whole life. I got a golden retriever a year after I was born. — Jon Hamm Copy Share Image
... occasionally I see rich-looking women on Rollerblades gripping leashes and being towed bodily by golden retrievers. That's my kind of jogging. — Gary Reilly Copy Share Image
Art is like an ill-trained Labrador retriever that drags you out into traffic. — Annie Dillard Copy Share Image
I've watched goldfish make babies, and ants execute earwigs. I've seen a fly deliver live young while having its head eaten by… — N.D. Wilson Copy Share Image
I like them all-pointers, setters, retrievers, spaniels-what have you. I've had good ones and bad of several kinds. Most of the bad… — Gene Hill Copy Share Image
Rich parents are famous both for miserliness and astonishing longevity. And, when they finally do die, you'll find they've left their estate… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Try throwing a ball just once for a dog. It would be like eating only one peanut or potato chip. Try to… — Roger Caras Copy Share Image
My friend Phil has a theory that the Lord, having made teenagers, felt constrained to make amends and so created the golden… — Mary McGrory Copy Share Image
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich. — Louis Sabin Copy Share Image
I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Fatty, a bearded collie-terrier mix, is the kindest, cuddliest dog. And Oliver, a white golden retriever, even looks like me! My dogs… — Nicollette Sheridan Copy Share Image
