A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!
Funny SMS / Text messages & jokes (Latest / New in English,Hindi & Urdu)
Funny SMS / Text Messages
SMS on these time
(51 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
Loading...Send me SMS on these time
Morning
6am To 12pm
Noon
12pm To 4pm
Evening
4pm To 8pm
Night
8pm To 6am
Baki Time Tang Mat Karna
Kam Karna Hota Hai :-)
Only 20% boys have brains.
(41 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)Loading...Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
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They have girl friends:p
Funny graduation speech
(80 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5)Loading...Graduation Speech:
I Would Like To Thank,
The Internet, Google, Wikipedia,
Microsoft 0ffice And
Copy Paste. . . !! =P =D
Wonderful confession by a girl & amazing reply
(171 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got
She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk
We met on marriage website
Became friends on fb
Had long chats on whatsapp
Proposed each other on skype
N now 2 months of relationship through viber
I need ur blessings and good wish oh god
Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
Send them through gmail
And if u r fed up with ur husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech de
jeevan me .........
(40 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost,
sab kuch aata hai jaata hai,
par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate,
samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge.
A love letter from biscuit maker
(79 votes, average: 3.54 out of 5)Loading...A love letter from biscuit maker:
Dear marie, today is good day,
u r anmol for me...
but u have crack jacked my heart,
bcoz i have a little heart,
now i m in 50/50 position...
Even if most beautiful girl is picked,
(99 votes, average: 3.68 out of 5)Loading...If a man is allowed to select a girl
from 90 girls
and
Even if most beautiful is picked,
There's still the pain of losing
the remaining EIGHTY NINE....:p
My Girlfriend Told Me
(75 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)Loading...My Girlfriend Told Me
If I Bought Her One More Stupid Gift
She Would Burn It
So I Bought her A Candle :P
What does ILU means?
(26 votes, average: 3.08 out of 5)Loading...What does ILU means?
I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu...
tum kya samjhey they...
I love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon
Made in Pakistan
(26 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5)Loading...Americans make a car
& 2 get some touch ups
They snd it 2 Japan
& they add a faster engine
Thn Japan sent it 2 UK
Who then added tinted windows
Who thn sent d car to China.
They added a better interior.
Thn they sent it 2 Pakistan.
Pakistani luk @ d car & see
What a good job all of them have done.
So they flip the car over
&
Put a stamp on MADE IN PAKISTAN
Make sure it's cheap
(26 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)Loading...The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U're Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap"