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Americans make a car
& 2 get some touch ups
They snd it 2 Japan
& they add a faster engine
Thn Japan sent it 2 UK
Who then added tinted windows
Who thn sent d car to China.
They added a better interior.
Thn they sent it 2 Pakistan.
Pakistani luk @ d car & see
What a good job all of them have done.
So they flip the car over
Put a stamp on MADE IN PAKISTAN
- I love PAKISTAN
- Handling empty cover in Japan and Pakistan
- If you are ........ Congrats u r Pakistan
- Free Calls To Pakistan
- Pakistan Zindabad
- In pakistan survey was done
- Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule
- Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
- What PAKISTAN means ?
- Send Free SMS to Pakistan
- New quomi tarana of Pakistan
- Morning Voices in different countries
- *Nice patriotic story*
- Bill Gates Message On Arfa Karim Death
- When is Teacher's Day ?
- A pakistani man goes for fishing
- Bad attitude is just like bad engine oil
- He wants u safe
- I will not overspeed
- New Year Expectations for This Morning
- Someone might needs u
- I was looking out the windows
- Mountain not higher than your confidence
- Don't compromise on 2nd position in life.
- A boys eye / girls heart
- The breeze has awakened the earth
- Monkey can read SMS in my country
- Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P
- Funny Forgotton Laws of Newton
- Kiss is the key of love.
- New element added to periodic table
- Life is strange....
- A Chini was in hospital.
I love PAKISTAN P= parveen A= asma K= kiran I= iqra S= seher T= tuba A= aalia N= nida PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan i love PAKISTAN
Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover. To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check in the assembly line that whether soap is packed in the cover or not in. Same problem occurred […]
If:- R u emotionally dumbed Creatively challenged? Artistically void? Socially hopeless? And financially desperate? Congrats you are a PAKISTANI!
Unlike our free SMS facility, free call offer is not directly offered by us, neither it's totally free or free forever. Free Calls to Pakistan is actually a trial offer provided by a third party giving you 5 minutes of free Calls to Pakistan.After you are done with your trial you can topup / recharge […]
People thinks war is a Competition Between Weapons, People, Forces or Nation, But its a Battle of PRAYERS before ALLAH between Our Mothers and Thier Mothers. The Question is, Whose SON will come back with Flag in his Hands and whose SON come back with FLAG Cover his Body. I was told at my Birth […]
In pakistan survey was done: How many girls want to meet with Saquib Survey repot 5% says yes 0% says no 95% says kuhawab maat dikhao Humari aise kismat kaha
Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule... Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe.. oh! No where should I Hide???
Meaning of Pakistan in 2008 P = Petrol 68.89 A = Aata 26 rs kg K = Khudkash hamle I = Ilm ki Kami S = Sarko Pe Pani T = Traffic Jam A = Awam Pareshan N = No Electricity
Do you know what Pakistan means? No?? ok let me tell you P->Perfect A->Aimbitious K->Kool I->Islamic S->Super T->Talented A->Able N->Nation Happy Independence Day
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Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri, zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri! Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon, Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon! Na koi bomb k dhamakay se uradaye mujh ko, muft main jaam-e-shahadat na pila de mujh ko! Jo urdaday mujhay khudkash […]
Morning Voices Uk: Hi dear USA:Good morning China Mehow Japan:Shanhow Italy:manichi India:Namastay France:sanchay in pakistan / India: uth baigharat, subah k 8 baj gaye hain
*Nice patriotic story* 1 pakistani jo Pakistan se nafrat karta tha, or har waqt problems ki waja se pakistan ko galian deta tha. Us pe 1 din bijli ka taar gir gaya wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha k light chali gaye pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi bola "Pakistaaaaan Zindabaad"
Bill Gates Message On Arfa Karim Death "Today is the black day of my life and same for Pakistan because I lost my princess colleague and Pakistan lost her Pakistani." - Bill Gates.
Teachers Day Is Celebrated In: India = 5 Sept Pakistan = 5 Oct China = 10 Sept Germany = 5 Oct Sri lanka = 6 Oct Malaysia = 16 May Newzealand = 29 Oct Brazil = 15 Oct
A pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish. Comes home and askks his wife to cookthe fish. Wife says she can't as there is no gas, no electricity, no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in. Man goes and puts the fish back in the river. Fish comes up to the […]
Bad attitude is just like bad engine oil the longer you keep it running through your system, more damage it does to your drive.
Sometime GOD closes all Doors & Shuts all d Windows During those Times, think that May b there is STORM Outside n HE wants u SAFE. :) Be +ve
Ma'am you were going faster than the speed limit Please let me go, I am a teacher. A Teacher? I have been waiting for this day for so long Now write,"I will not overspeed" 1000 times.
May Your Expectations In This New Year Morning Be Realized With Each And Everyday Of The Year. This Is To Wish You A Good Health That Will Maintain The Energy To Flip Your Wing While Soaring Into Greater Heights Towards Your Destiny.
See how beautifully God has added one More day in your life Not necessarily bcoz You need it But because Someone else Might need "u" Good Morning (f)
I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good night. . . .
Small but value added message..!! 'A Mountain is not higher than ur confidence.. because it will be under ur feet, if you reach the top!'
A race horse that consistently runs just 1 second faster than others is worth millions of dollars more. Don't compromise on 2nd position in life.
A Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching A Girl In A Crowd But A Girls Heart Is Slower Than Turtle In forgetting A Boy Whom She Loved
The breeze has awakened the earth, And sun has colored our world, The birds have added melody, I hope I'm not late to wish, 'Good morning'
American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country. Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country. Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...
Teacher to sleepy student: Who invented Steam Engine.? Student: What sir? Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT. Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P
Laws Which Newton Forgot To State LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated […]
Kiss is the key of love. Love is the key of marriage. Marriage is the box of children. Children are problem of pakistan. So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.
A New Added element to the Periodic Table. Element Name:GIRL Symbol: G Atomic Weight:dont even dare to ask :-D Physical Properties.. *boils at anything *can freeze at anytime *melts if handled wid love n care *very bitter if mis handled Chemical Properties. *very reactive *highly unstable *posses strong affinity for gold n silver *money reducing […]
Life is strange .. .. SHOES we wear are sold in AC showrooms, VEGETABLES we eat r sold on DIRTY footpaths, And a PIZZA reaches faster than an AMBULANCE . . . :-)
A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died. SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.