In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
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6.susu: isliye karke sona .
Funny SMS / Text messages & jokes (Latest / New in English,Hindi & Urdu)
Funny SMS / Text Messages
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
(51 votes, average: 3.65 out of 5)
Loading...An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!
Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh
(22 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)Loading...Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,
Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh...;):D:D
To the only boy I ever loved!
(32 votes, average: 4.16 out of 5)Loading...Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,"To the only boy I ever loved!"
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Couples hold hands during their wedding
(50 votes, average: 3.66 out of 5)Loading...Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Its a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!
How rat proposes a cat;)
(49 votes, average: 3.90 out of 5)Loading...How will a rat purpose a cat...??
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"Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi Jaan De Doon..
O Billo Rani..!!;-)
Pappu can't dance sala :p
(36 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)Loading...Can u dance?
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No!
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Sure
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Just try it
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Sure u cant
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That means u r pappu!!!
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Because pappu cant dance ..
Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI
(17 votes, average: 3.12 out of 5)Loading...Sumeone Kills AMIR'S GF
& He Loses His Memory.
Than He Tries To Find out D Killer.
Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.
Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :P
Meant by I Miss you
(37 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)Loading...Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"
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Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"
Life of a medical student
(22 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)Loading...Life while doing m.b.b.s
1sr yr: yahoo i'm in Medical college
2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me
3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi
4th yr: aah soon it'll b over
5th yr: finaly it'll b over
House job: i did it
Job : i love myself
W8 a min !
Something is missing
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Ohhh !!! Meri "jawani":(
If u have 1 father, call me
(44 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5)Loading...If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.
I was sitting on daddy's lap.
(81 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5)Loading...Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.