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Desperate to get married
(67 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)
Loading...Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Why should I ?
(61 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)Loading...A Question Asked In A Talent Test
If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?
The Answer Came:
"Why Should I ? :-P
Wanted single girl
(30 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)Loading...- New Advertisement -
WANTED SINGLE GIRL,
Able To Cook,
Love And Have Job,
Must Have
HOUSE & CAR.
Plz Send Picture 0f
HOUSE & CAR ... =P =D
Difference between Friend & Wife
(77 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)Loading...Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"
Stop only when we enter the examination hall
(159 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)Loading...Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Sardar going to shikaar
(127 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5)Loading...Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
What is the difference between monkey and donkey
(165 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5)Loading...What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs........:p
Parrot sits on elephant
(67 votes, average: 3.87 out of 5)Loading...Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!!
Prove how is this possible….?
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.
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.
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Physics student:
assume that elephant’s name is parrot
&
parrot’s name is elephant:d:p:)
physics can prove anything
What to do when mosquito bites?
(54 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)Loading...At Night If Mosquito Bites,
What Should We Do.?
?
?
?
?
Just Scratch N Sleep Again
We R Not Rajnikant
2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry.
Silence and smile is the best..
(160 votes, average: 4.34 out of 5)Loading...SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
Before marriage, After marriage
(70 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe...
*Love after Marriage*
"baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe