2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!
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Who is she
(171 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)
Loading...A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D
Jayengay car main, aayengay akhbar main
(46 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)Loading...Once a husband and wife
were preparing to go office
and the wife thought
she would drive today for the office.
Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!
Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to
jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein‚!!
Roses r lal skies r nila
(207 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?
O.K
Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.
Thora sa or bura manlo :p
Sardar was busy removing a wheel
(70 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)Loading...Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
What's d height of hope??
(164 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)Loading...Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"
1% of women under medication for mental illness
(69 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)Loading...Statistics show that 1% of women in the world,
are on medication for mental illness
.
.
.
.
.
So beware!
99% are running around
without proper medication!!
Better think before you smile.
(53 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5)Loading...1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile.
Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?
(241 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)Loading...Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess‚¦
Guess
.
.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
An essay on cricket match
(76 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)Loading...Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
Smile meanings
(87 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)Loading...Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy
10 marks in an exam
(271 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)Loading...Question: "How to kill an ant?"
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant's hole
After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|
Moral:
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks