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Roz roz ka drama nahi hota

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2020 is coming

Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine's day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children's day
Happy b'day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings'
& nights

Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia

Thre have been many time in 2020

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There have been many time in 2020
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
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today I just wanna tell you
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I plan to continue it in 2020.

I Made No Resolutions For The New Year

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I Made No Resolutions For The New Year.
The Habit of Making Plans,
Criticizing, Sanctioning
And Molding My Life
Is Too Much of
A Daily Event For Me

Man : How old is your father?

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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Ladies hostel caught Fire

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Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.

What happens when a lion roars thrice?

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What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Think
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Any guess?
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Ok i will tell you..
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Tom & jerry cartoon begins!

When u feel lonely and alone

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When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

I say she's no good!

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

There's a bomb in my garden!

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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

Jab sey tumhain jana hai,

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Jab sey tumhain jana hai,
jab sey tumhain paaya hai,

har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
Ta k poochhu rab say
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ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai