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I have lots of jokes in my inbox

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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
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"You are so beautiful"

Stop looking at girls

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Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!

Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D

World most never be late message ever

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World most never be late message ever

I will be there in 5 minutes.
If not, read this again.

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do

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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,

I love your smile

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Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'

When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!

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When a Guy does Something Wrong!

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :(

When a Girl does Something Wrong!

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident. I didn't mean to!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry..!!:(

What is a adult joke?

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Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.