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Browse through our Funny SMS Messages and send free Funny sms / poem / poetry / greetings, hindi jokes, birthday funny text messages, funny hindi mobile jokes and good sms to your friend, family or near and dear ones.

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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.

posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

Wife:What is 10 years with me?

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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

Never KISS a lady police

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Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

posted in Funny SMS, Kiss SMS

We will buy new wedding wring

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Girlfriend:Its 2 tight
Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I cant,

Girlfriend:Its painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING!

posted in Funny SMS, Misleading SMS

Interesting moments in our daily life

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Interesting moments in our daily life:

Trying hard to find the mobile when it is in silent mode
A random day dream & then realizing that you were staring at someone by mistake
Restarting the song when you miss your most favorite line
Everything else becoming more interesting when its exam time
Enjoying the moment when someone interrupts the class for an important announcement
Shouting 'sirrrr/missss' when its 1o b4 break...

Life is fun when you take it as simple as it actually is

posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Funny SMS

Wife came home with a goat.


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Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

A good teacher according to student

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A good teacher according to students is 1 who :

-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

posted in Exam SMS, Funny SMS

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