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Browse through our Funny SMS Messages and send free Funny sms / poem / poetry / greetings, hindi jokes, birthday funny text messages, funny hindi mobile jokes and good sms to your friend, family or near and dear ones.

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I love you & You love your daughter

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Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.

posted in Funny SMS, Love SMS

Most and least romantic rhymes

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A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line
Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
the Least Romantic 2nd Line

There's d Winning Rhymes

My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life

I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming
That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming

Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
This Describes Everything You r Not

I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies

posted in Funny SMS, Romantic SMS

Kissing while driving

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Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.

posted in Funny SMS, Kiss SMS

Kiss is like a stamp

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Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn't go anywhere else

Guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum hai

posted in Funny SMS, Kiss SMS

Asked for a kiss

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Best Reply Ever By a Girl
When She Is Asked For a Kiss
By Her Boyfriend
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Karlo :p
Just do it :p

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Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?


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Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess‚¦
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

posted in Funny SMS, Kiss SMS

1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend

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One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

posted in Funny SMS, Kiss SMS

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