(262 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5)
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posted in Funny SMS
(36 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5) Loading ...Apple = vitamins
Vitamins = power
Power = work
Work = money
Money = girlfriend
Girlfriend = tension
Tension = heart attack
Heart attack = death
See what all problems an apple can make:p
posted in Funny SMS
(38 votes, average: 3.68 out of 5) Loading ...Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS, Wife SMS
(51 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
(76 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5) Loading ...Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Misleading SMS
(23 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5) Loading ...Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
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Because
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Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said", Enter Ur PIN" ;)
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
(53 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5) Loading ...Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS
(37 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5) Loading ...A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
"Drive Carefully!
Don't kill the students,
wait for the Teachers"
posted in Funny SMS
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