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We have mutual friends
(42 votes, average: 3.07 out of 5)
Loading...I Wonder If 1 Day
Somebody Will Ever Come
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Knock 0n My Door
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Tell Me
"Hey , V Have 7 Mutual Friends
In FACEBOOK "
Can I Come In ... =P =D
Heart & brain to understand
(57 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)Loading...Why Men n Women Don't Understand Each Other?
Bcoz
God Gave Good Brains To Men
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Good Hearts To Women
But
Men Use Their Hearts
&
Women Use Their Brains
Einstein's theory of Relativity
(27 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5)Loading...Put ur hand on a Hot Pan,
a second seems an hour,
But put ur hand on a Hot Girl
An hour seems a second
That's Einstein's theory of Relativity
Answer to "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?"
(40 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)Loading...Do the following !!!
1) go to google translate
2) type in "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?"
3) translate English to Arabic
4) Copy the Arabic version
5) choose translation from Arabic to English
6) and the truth will be unleashed!!!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!
Do u like me as I am?
(23 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...Do you Like me as I am??
Or do I haVe to
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Request GOD to impRove your taste ?? :D
A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl
(37 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)Loading...Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.
Rich man vs Poor man
(61 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars,
18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses
What do you have?
Poor Man: I have a boy
whos Girl Friend is
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Your Daughter..!
The best quote of advertisment
(36 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour :
"Don't whistle at the girl going out from here,
She might b ur grand mother..."
Positive thought
(76 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
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Dad asked: "how did u feel?"
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It replied: "Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me"
Moral: Take evrything positively
ECG if you go out ..
(37 votes, average: 3.76 out of 5)Loading...ECG if u go out with wife
/l__,-.__/\_,_,-.
ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_
ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend...
/\________
9 Interesting confusions
(62 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5)Loading..."Interesting Confusions"
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4. What do u call a male lady bird?
5. Why is it called building when it's already built?
6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?
7. If money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?
8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?
9.Why doesn't glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!