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Rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum

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rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum


posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS

How do u spell crocodile

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TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!


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Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai

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Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,

Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho


posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS

Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam

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Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam


posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS

Imagine world without girls

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Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam


posted in Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

A bull and a cow is grazing in the field

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Teacher : Correct the sentence,
"A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"

Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"
Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.


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YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

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U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*



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