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Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Well buy new WEDDING RING!
SHOPPING Is Always More Fun
You're Spending Someone Else's Money
Instead Of Your Own
An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor
when they begin forgetting little things.
Their doctor tells them that many people
find it useful to write themselves little notes.
When they get home, the wife says,
"Dear, will you please go to the kitchen
and get me a dish of ice cream?
And maybe write that down so you won't forget?"
"Nonsense," says the husband,
"I can remember a dish of ice cream."
"Well," says the wife, "I'd also like some
strawberries and whipped cream on it."
"My memory's not all that bad,
" says the husband. "No problem -- a dish of ice cream
with strawberries and whipped cream.
I don't need to write it down."
He goes into the kitchen;
his wife hears pots and pans banging around.
The husband finally emerges from the kitchen
and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs.
She looks at the plate and asks,
"Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I'm in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"
Attachment Is Not When
Two People Chat Day & Night.
Its When Someone E-Mails U
And Adds An Image Or Data File With It.
That File Is Called Attachment
GIRLZ OF 1995*
"AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM"
GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM