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Browse through our Funny SMS Messages and send free Funny sms / poem / poetry / greetings, hindi jokes, birthday funny text messages, funny hindi mobile jokes and good sms to your friend, family or near and dear ones.

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This is my head.....

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This is my head ....

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Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks.
I am feeling much better now:-)

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Roses r red .. violts r blue

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Roses r red,
violets r blue,
monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Dont get angry,
you will find me there too,
not in the cage but laughing at you.
:D

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Better think before you smile.

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1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile.

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Jayengay car main, aayengay akhbar main

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Once a husband and wife
were preparing to go office
and the wife thought
she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to
jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein‚!!

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Mirror who kill liars

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Once there was a mirror which used to kill "LIERS"
FRENCH:I think I don't smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)

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Reason for girls to live longer


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Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
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Scientific Studies Have Proved That
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"SHOPPING"
Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,
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"PAYING The "BILLS" Does

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Funny line for advise

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Funny Line for advice. . !

I Always Learn
From The Mistake Of Others
Who Take My Advice:p

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