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Browse through our Funny SMS Messages and send free Funny sms / poem / poetry / greetings, hindi jokes, birthday funny text messages, funny hindi mobile jokes and good sms to your friend, family or near and dear ones.


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Difference b/w secretary & private secretary

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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR


posted in Funny SMS, Good Morning SMS


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Smile meanings

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Smile to old means Respect

Smile to child mean Innocence

Smile to friend means Care

Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!

Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy


posted in Funny SMS, Smile SMS

An essay on cricket match

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Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!


posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

Chemical symbols & sardar

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Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA


posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

Good / bad news after wife accident

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A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital

Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.

Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?

Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =D


posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

Height of coolness

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Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths......
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>


posted in Exam SMS, Funny SMS


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Height of Good Luck ...!

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Height of Good Luck ...!

Teacher: Hey! Stand up.
Tell me two pronouns.
.
.
.
Student: Who? Me?

Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D


posted in Funny SMS, Good Luck SMS

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