Funny SMS / Text Messages

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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"

Husband, wife & spare tyre

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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

Style of break up

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Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:p

Handling empty cover in Japan and Pakistan

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Once in a soap industry in Japan,
the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars
to check in the assembly line that
whether soap is packed in the cover or not in.

Same problem occurred in Pakistan.
What did they do??
They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line.
Empty boxes were flown away! :-D
Genius Nation.

2 men went 2 a callgirl

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2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
"Na my wife is better."
2nd went in and came out n said
"U R right ur wife is much better."

Funny Facts / Truths of life

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- No matter how old you are,
if a little kid shoots you with
a toy gun, you pretend to die.

- All you need is love,
or a gun, a shovel & a place to
hide the body.

- it's very important in life
to learn 'shift+delete'.
Some people aren't worth
recycling, Trust me!

- we always fall in love with
the most unexpected person

- necessity is the mother of
invention, girlfriend is the mother
of necessities..