Question: "How to kill an ant?"
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
Keep it outside the ant's hole
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks