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An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!
- Traffic signal for aeroplane
- On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him
- If someone asks me what is friendship
- Fatman sitting in a train cabin
- Light a lamp of love!
- 10 marks in an exam
- Is that a sun or moon
- Ladies hostel caught Fire
- Fast food of tiger
- Definition of TIME!
- Style of break up
- Attitude of girls
- A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house
- Pain felt by heart or hand
- Hands / Heart in pain
- Pain of holding on / letting go
- The Pain
- If ur world is spinning around
- A boy goes to see a dance
- Cute proposal for love at first sight
- Simple truth of present
- A candle may melt
- A candle may melt n its fire may die
- Ramadan is a month of Allah
- I am sorry I love u
- What 1 question would you ask?
- Days r too busy, hours r too fast
- The fire of jahanam will not touch
- How is the situation
- When your love touches someones pain
- No use of running fast
- How many cakes would u have left then ?
- Better to be turtle rather than a Rabbit
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said €India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".
If someone asks me what is friendship, "I would sit next to you, Pull you all close to me, Put my arms around you and say proudly, This is friendship" :)
A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only! Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
Light a lamp of love! Blast a chain of sorrow! Shoot a rocket of prosperity! Fire a flowerpot of happiness! Wish u and your family SPARKLING DIWALI
Question: "How to kill an ant?" Asked in an exam for 10 marks! Student: Mix chilli powder with sugar, & Keep it outside the ant's hole After eating, ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it! Now ant will go to dry itself near fire, When it reaches […]
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..
Ladies hostel caught Fire It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control & another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen under control.
Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree.. Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked "What Was That?" 2nd Tiger Smiled And Said: . . . Fast Food :p
Definition of TIME! Slow, when you wait! Fast, when you r Late! Deadly, when you r Sad! Short, when you r happy! Endless, when you r in Pain! Long,when you feel bore! Sometimes, time is determined by your feelings and your psychological conditions not by clocks... So, Have A Nice Time Always!! :-)
Style of break up: Boy bought gift for His Girl friend- GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: U wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST:p
Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n then replies the boy. "i dont like that kind of sms ok?" :p ;->
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
Cute feeling..: My hands never pain when typing message for you..!! But my heart always pain when there is no reply from you..!!
"Cute Feeling" My Hands Never Pain When Typing Message For You, But My Heart Always In Pain When There Is No Reply..
In Relationship, Always Remember: "When the pain of holding on is greater than the pain of letting go"
The pain is not on the day of missing our dear ones. The pain is really when u live without them & with their presence in your mind.
If ur world is spinning around and ur heart is beating fast.. Do u think its love? ? ? ? Na Munna Na it's called High Blood Pressure:p.
A boy goes to see a dance. His mom angrily asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Cutest Proposal - A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home. & Asks , "Do U Belive In Love At First Sight Or Should I Come Back Again.."
Simple truth of present: if u dont want to know whats pain, don't love anyone truely. If someone loves you truly, never show them whats pain. ~Author Unknown
A candle may melt and it's fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.
A candle may melt and its fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.
Ramadan is a month of Allah Whose beginning is Mercy Whose middle is Forgiveness Whose end is Freedom from Fire
I'm sorry if I have caused you pain, and much more pain that i might have and could have caused her... I'm sorry for my fragility --that must have been a great burden to you... I'm sorry for making you feel worried about me, when I FIRMLY believe you're not supposed to. I'm sorry to […]
Suppose im hypnotised for a minute. . . . . Im under ur control, and u can ask me one question. What will u ask? Reply me fast.
Days r too busy, hours r too fast, sec r too few, but there's always time for me to remember a nice friend like u
The fire of jahanam will not touch the person who recites "Allah-huma aajir-ni minan-naar"
Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, "It's fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"..:-P
When youur fear touches someones pain, it becomes pity, when your love touches someones pain,it becomes compassion
A Nice German Proverb: “There Is No Use Of Running Fast… When You Are On The Wrong Road…” So, First Choose The Correct Way In Your Life..
If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, How many do u have left? Me: 10 Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes, how many would u have left then ? Me: 10 and a dead body.
Its better to be a â€˜Turtleâ€™ who walks patiently and enjoys every steep of the way, Rather than to be a â€˜Rabbitâ€™ who runs fast but missing every details in life