Funny Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Injection Lethal injection Needles
Why do they put alcohol on the arm of a death row inmate before they give him the needle? Are they afraid he might… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Since 1960, there have been more plastic syringes available than anyone could need. And yet, for the decades since then, WHO has done NOTHING… — Jon Rappoport Copy Share Image
Before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol. It's true. Well, they don't want you to get an infection,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, all the women in my house were using needles. I've always had a fascination with the needle, the magic… — Louise Bourgeois Copy Share Image
I think the use of lethal injection is the way of lying to ourselves, to make it look like executions are peaceful, are benign,… — Alex Kozinski Copy Share Image
I never used needles, but I was into heroin, cocaine – those are the things I’ll never touch again. — Corey Feldman Copy Share Image
Luckily we never injected because both of us were totally scared about needles. So that probably saved us. And the other thing that saved… — Yoko Ono Copy Share Image
Needles. No needles for me, brother. I can't even watch when they get put into somebody else. I don't even get flu shots, none… — Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein Copy Share Image
“Even in big city hospitals there is no such thing as “disposable” supplies. Bandages are washed and reused. Nurses go from room to room… — Yeonmi Park Copy Share Image
I once donated a pint of my finest red corpuscles to the great American Red Cross and the doctor opined my blood was very… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
