Humor Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image ““Cross-country skiing is fine as long as you live in a small country.”” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
When my husband and I were in our twenties, we thought it would be fun to take up cross-country skiing as a hobby. We… — Robin Marantz Henig Copy Share Image
If you're good at skiing in the Alps, you are good all around the world. — Jannik Sinner Copy Share Image
“My family never went skiing. My dad was afraid of heights and my mom felt that a vacation was only a vacation if it… — Lisa Greenwald Copy Share Image
“More than most sports, skiing is handed down through the generations. It doesn’t always stick, but when it does, it often sticks for life.” — Porter Fox Copy Share Image
“he hates skiing but he loves the mountains and like that with everything.” — Gwen Calvo Copy Share Image
In 2013, I had the chance to try cross-country skiing on snow and just fell in love with being in nature and how hard… — Oksana Masters Copy Share Image
For me, skiing is a physical necessity. I have a need for risk. — Jean-Marie Messier Copy Share Image
Skiing is always so huge, you need so many talents to be fast and be good at this sport. — Tina Maze Copy Share Image
In the end, to ski is to travel fast and free – free over untouched snow country. To be bound to one slope, even one mountain, by a lift may be convenient but it robs us of the greatest pleasure that skiing can give, that is to travel through the wide wintery country; to follow the lure of peaks which… — Hans Gmoser Copy Share
I've been a skier since I was 2 or 3, skiing with my dad in northern New York and Vermont. — Elise Stefanik Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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