Funny Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Witty
There are these two young fish swimming along and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
Two young salmon are swimming along one day. As they do, they are passed by a wiser, older fish coming the other way. The… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“This wise old whiskery fish swims up to three young fish and goes, 'Morning, boys, how's the water?' and swims away; and the three… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Sometimes a fish breaches the surface when it feels another fish underneath it. They swim like a flying fish and end up several metres… — Enrico Gennari Copy Share Image
“Only dead fishes go with the flow.. I guess that make me a dead fish!” — Shanai Campbell Copy Share Image
“A man was fishing and caught a fish. The fish was so small he threw it back in the water and for the first… — Zen Story Copy Share Image
“I wonder if a fish's One and only wish is That other fish will never say, "This fish is sure delicious!” — Brian Rock Copy Share Image
“There is a kidney-shaped fish pool outside the picture window. I cleaned it out and put in some large goldfish I bought in a… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
