Funny Quote by Nikhil Saluja

I'm Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer.

— Greg Norman

I'm allergic to molds, cigarette smoke, smog and dust and animals' hair.

— Arnel Pineda

I mow my own lawn.

— Ron Reagan

Mowing your lawn is against nature.

— Rufus Wainwright

I'm allergic to smoke.

— George Mikan

Unfortunately, I'm allergic to all animals and even some people.

— Wentworth Miller

If the grass is greener somewhere else...start watering your own lawn!

— Michael Beckwith

Do not worry too much about your lawn. You will soon find if you haven't already that almost every adult American devotes tremendous time…

— John Green

I've been on some fairways that are as good as the greens we putted on back then. We had crab grass. I remember one…

— Sam Snead

I'm allergic to chemicals in food so I eat only organic foods.

— Carol Channing

I am allergic highly to the sun; that's my worst enemy.

— Trick Daddy

Grow the lawn and mow the lawn always keep the TV on, brush your teeth and kill the germs, poison apples, poison worms.

— Trenton Lee Stewart