Funny Quote by Nikhil Saluja

“Awoke to find three vultures sitting on the fence. Realizing they were a portent of impending death I shot them.”

— Bridget Allison

When told by a helpful aide that his flies were undone he replied 'Young man, there is no harm in leaving the cage door…

— Winston Churchill

A big business man was telling Henry Ford about a coach driver of super-expertness with his whip. The driver was telling how he could…

— B. C. Forbes

“Appropriately, his bird was the vulture. The dog was wronged by being chosen as his animal.”

— Edith Hamilton

“Oh, for fuck's sake; sometimes a raccoon is just a raccoon!”

— Tanya Huff

“He saw that there was something alive in it, and went near enough to read a sign that said, TWO DEADLY ENEMIES. HAVE A…

— Flannery O'Connor

“It ain’t your fault to fall prey to a vulture. They find the helpless and wounded. They land, do their damage and fly away.”

— Susan Denning

“Raccoons are beyond fear, and they are assholes.”

— John Hodgman

“The steward just asked me if I was not afraid to travel alone, and I said, "Why, it is life.”

— Emily Hahn

“as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys.”

— Charles Dickens

“I decided a long time ago I would feed on the vultures until a dove came along. A pigeon".”

— Jamie McGuire

“Richard had trained in the Philippines, working to save the Philippines’ monkey-eating eagle, a wildly improbable-looking piece of flying hardware that you would more…

— Douglas Adams