The glass is always half empty. All good comedians are…

It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.

— Wanda Sykes

Good comedians are great philosophers.

— Reggie Watts

“A Pessimist sees the glass as half empty; A Cub Fan wonders when it's gonna spill.” ― Mike Royko”

— Mike Royko

To me, the glass is always half full, never half empty.

— Eddie Money

“The glass is neither half full or half empty but merely too large for the contents.”

— Chris Byrd

This is why you should never, ever get your hopes up. This is why you should see the glass as half empty. So when…

— Emily Giffin

{_ It's glass half full, not It's half empty glass, the only differenceis their attitude Otherwise, something finally is here_}

— Mak_786

“I never quite understood the question that says, is the glass half empty or half full? What’s the difference? Eventually it’ll end up empty…

— Cyndi Goodgame

“I'M NOT A PESSIMIST! I just see the glass half empty even when it's completely full. ...WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!”

— Clara deLemos

99% of the people in the world would say there's something that they'd like to change about their lives, because nothing's perfect, and nobody's…

— Morris Chestnut

“You should never look at the cup or glass as being half empty; see it as being half empty, then you will have mastered…

— Barbara Hart

I never look at the glass as half empty or half full. I look to see who is pouring the water and deal with…

— Mark Cuban

Glass half empty, glass half full. Well, either way you won't be going thirsty, count your blessings not your flaws.

— Lauren Aquilina

Is the glass half empty or half full? Life and relationships work better when the glass is half full. Below are some simple yet…

— Nate

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

— Dick Cavett