Funny Quote by Joan Rivers Download Open image “If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.” — Joan Rivers ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
When I think of diamond I remember our strong bond A relationship with a new design that makes the world shines A link that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but… — Thomas Guthrie Copy Share Image
If I don't let God deal with my bentness, I will go the way of my bentness. But Jesus can straighten me out. — Johnny Hunt Copy Share Image
“If all our life is but a dream, fantastic posing greed, then I should sink my jewelry to the sea, for diamonds do appear… — Panic at the Disco Copy Share Image
The old paradox: Can God make a stone so heavy that he can't lift it? — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
And we laughed, at the world. They can have their diamonds, And we'll have our pearls — Jill Sobule Copy Share Image
“A diamond is just a rock that refused to break under heat and pressure.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
I didn't want to do 'Fashion Police' because I thought, 'This is stupid, this is beneath me, who wants to talk about fashion?' It… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I know now that everybody in the arts is forever a beginner. Experience counts for a great deal and very little. Every night onstage… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
My breasts are so low now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
