Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Once you realize your worth, you'll stop accepting coupons.”

— Portia A. Cosby

“Another coupon tacked onto the pile I'll redeem when I get some power in my fucken life. Look around this life and all you…

— D.B.C. Pierre

“Coupons are easy to counterfeit, so why not make a bunch of one dollar off coupons and sell each one for 50 cents? Then…

— Jarod Kintz

“I opened my wallet and gave him a coupon, hoping he’d open his wallet and give me money.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m wearing the costume of a customer, and it smells cheap. Can you pass me the coupons, please?”

— Jarod Kintz

“sell a product at the highest possible price to a client in need is like taking candy from a baby,”

— Daniel Ammann

“If your banker breaks, you snap; if your apothecary by mistake sends you poison in your pills, you die. True, you may say that,…

— Herman Melville

I clip coupons all the time. Why should you pay more for something that someone else is paying less for?

— Sarah Michelle Gellar

“If you're not paying for something, you're not the customer; you're the product being sold.”

— Anonymous

“The Customer isn't always right. Sometimes the customer is an asshole. That's the first rule of retail.”

— Kelly Link

“An employee is told that the customer is always right and, in fact, the customer is usually a moron and as asshole”

— Larry David

I don’t do coupons or Reeboks. Life is too short to half-step.

— Eddie Huang