Love Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Coupons are easy to counterfeit, so why not make a bunch of one dollar off coupons and sell each one for 50 cents? Then…

— Jarod Kintz

“The love you are selling has been expired for some time -discounts won’t make it better”

— Emily Curtis

“Once you realize your worth, you'll stop accepting coupons.”

— Portia A. Cosby

“When you come from love, you’ll do what it takes to make the sale, knowing that what you are offering is so much more…

— Jason Marc Campbell

When love is offered to you, all you can say is 'deal.' You can say, 'Yes, deal. I want this love in my life.'

— Celine Song

“I opened my wallet and gave him a coupon, hoping he’d open his wallet and give me money.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Another coupon tacked onto the pile I'll redeem when I get some power in my fucken life. Look around this life and all you…

— D.B.C. Pierre

Throw in something extra. Whether it's a coupon for a future discount, additional information on how to use the product, or a genuine smile,…

— Susan Ward

“Love is not for sale but you can also get a copy by paying.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“I paid her a little visit, and I used a coupon with the purchase.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I want to create a 3-4 deal—buy three for the price of four. Offer valid for any product but love, which is one for…

— Jarod Kintz

“Pulling your head out of your ass is better than pulling your head out of a lawyer’s ass. (Limit one coupon per customer).”

— Jarod Kintz