Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I had tasted cake and there was no going back. My tiny body had morphed into a writhing mass of pure tenacity encased in… — Allie Brosh Copy Share Image
“Cake!" said Tubby Ted, "I'd give hundred pounds for a piece of cake!" "The only hundred pounds you HAVE are around your waist!" said… — Dave Berry Copy Share Image
“Loves not cake. You don't carve it into pieces 'till there's nothing left. It's more like magic pudding - the more you use of… — Elizabeth Fensham Copy Share Image
“You want to have your cake and eat it too. That’s what she’d said. And what the hell does that mean anyway? If I’ve… — Beverley Kendall Copy Share Image
“I barely eat cake now. The one I’m sending you, make a hole on the top with a knitting needle and pour a glass… — Edna O'Brien Copy Share Image
“That cake tasted good. But the cake in the garbage tasted better. It was the best cake I ever ate.” — Loretta Ellsworth Copy Share Image
“It’s true: A slice of pound cake does wonders to thaw the coldest of days.” — Sasha Martin Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
