Humor Quote by Allie Brosh

“whether or not we could have our cake and eat it too was merely a test of our creativity and character.”

— Ray Dalio

“He would go to the bakery for a cake, and somewhere in the shop-I had never discovered where; it was one of the few…

— Diane Setterfield

“That cake tasted good. But the cake in the garbage tasted better. It was the best cake I ever ate.”

— Loretta Ellsworth

“But to me it sounded like someone throwing a roll of paper towels and a can of frosting into an oven and saying, "You…

— Lisa Kleypas

“They will find the cake and they will gobble it up, because, having no mother, they don't know how dangerous 'tis to eat rich…

— J.M. Barrie

“I barely eat cake now. The one I’m sending you, make a hole on the top with a knitting needle and pour a glass…

— Edna O'Brien

“She was pure indulgence. Hot, liquid sin. That last piece of delectable chocolate cake you knew you should walk away from, but if you…

— Jessica Lee

“If I get a cake, what am I going to do with it? Put it in a glass case up on a pedestal and…

— Ella Summers

“Loves not cake. You don't carve it into pieces 'till there's nothing left. It's more like magic pudding - the more you use of…

— Elizabeth Fensham

“Well, they set spiders and snakes on me for a bit and blew me up and there was this really scary cake, but it’s…

— Frances Hardinge

“There is nothing, she would think, more delicious that the icing of bought chocolate cake, eaten in the silence and privacy of the night.”

— Fay Weldon

“Life was a cake that looked good on the bakery shelf but turned to sawdust and salt when I ate it.”

— Maggie Stiefvater