Humor Quote by Janet Evanovich

“As I sit down in the chair closest to the entrance, my eyes scan the few people seated in the area. I’m quickly reminded…

— Adam Kunz

“I'm not good with hospitals. The endless buildings, trees dotted around like apologies, and inside, it's job functions you can't understand and that air…

— Harry Bingham

“One patient got up and used his wound care supplies to tape his hospital door shut.”

— Adele Levine

“The only thing they'll let you shoot with a camera.”

— Jodi Picoult

“because the hospital”

— K.L. Slater

Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn…

— Henny Youngman

“If someone falls down, please pick them back up. Just because there's not a camera in your face doesn't mean you don't have to…

— Billie Joe Armstrong

“I hate hospitals, in my mind they are associated with sickness.”

— Steve Carell

“some being attended to by EMS teams. “Oh, Jesus,” I whispered under my breath. I spotted medical techs in black windbreakers huddled over the…

— James Patterson

“It took me about fifteen minutes to get to the hospital, through traffic that existed in an entirely different space-time.”

— Aleksandar Hemon

“I hate this hospital. I sat in the car like this after my wife died. Staring out of the windscreen seeing nothing. The whole…

— Jeanette Winterson

“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.”

— Steven Wright