Funny Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image “Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Good luck Humorous Luck Terrible Welcome Witty Young Young women
There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
And the sexes eyeing each other uneasily, for nothing is easier for a teenager to imagine than rejection. — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
I have been very fortunate that most of my girlfriends were very fine young ladies. — Shatrughan Sinha Copy Share Image
If most of your courtship attempts have succeeded, you must be a very attractive and charming person who has been aiming too low. — Geoffrey Miller Copy Share Image
There is nothing wrong with a woman encouraging a man's advances, as long as they are in cash. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
I've been bombarded with compliments from people saying they'd love to take me on a date, but they're usually too young. — Coleen Nolan Copy Share Image
When you get older, you realize something: all those stupid mores and customs related to how a man should comport himself in the "game"… — Jason Mulgrew Copy Share Image
Young women should realize that young men they date will not honor and respect them if they have been involved in moral transgression. — James E. Faust Copy Share Image
I honestly do not know a woman, in any profession, at any level, who has not at some point, often at many points, had… — Katty Kay Copy Share Image
The resistance of a woman to a mans advances is not always a sign of virtue. Sometimes its just a sign of experience. — Ninon De Lenclos Copy Share Image
I have a really big heart for young women - having been one - when there aren't a lot of good examples for young… — Chyler Leigh Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image