Comedian Quote by George Carlin
“One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.”
“One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.”
![“I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and all that type of bullshit, going up there and doing a flat 20 [minutes]. I reckon I'd have better stagecraft and presence than Jesus. Yea, I'm a better stand-up comedian than…” quote by Jim Jefferies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/0fb/jim-jefferies-8092_blessed_i-wouldn-t-mind-gigging-around-the-same_24477.jpg)
