Funny Quote by Erma Bombeck Download Open image “Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill” — Erma Bombeck ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Ski
I hated skiing or any other sport where there was an ambulance waiting at the bottom of the hill. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I don't put anything in front of taking ski racing and sports seriously. — Bode Miller Copy Share Image
I wasn't really allowed to ski during my career because it was too risky in terms of potential injuries. — Tim Henman Copy Share Image
A skiing accident got me into all this. Since I was a physical education major and this limited by physical activity. I took up… — Wally Funk Copy Share Image
I'm awful at skiing, made slow and hesitant by an unyielding and morbid fear that I will propel into a tree or somehow shatter… — Cord Jefferson Copy Share Image
For me, skiing is a physical necessity. I have a need for risk. — Jean-Marie Messier Copy Share Image
It is not that I don't recognize the danger in ski racing, but that I don't fear the consequences. — Bode Miller Copy Share Image
I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs. — Judah Friedlander Copy Share Image
To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?! — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity.… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
