Funny Quote by Jim Norton Download Open image “For the record, I hate skiing... and if you get killed doing it, GOOD.” — Jim Norton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Good fun Hate Humor I hate Ifs Records Skiing
I love skiing. What on earth have I been doing on a beach all this time? I mean, that's for morons - you can… — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
I'm still having fun and as long as skiing is enjoyable, I'm going to continue to do it. — Bode Miller Copy Share Image
For me, skiing is a physical necessity. I have a need for risk. — Jean-Marie Messier Copy Share Image
I'm awful at skiing, made slow and hesitant by an unyielding and morbid fear that I will propel into a tree or somehow shatter… — Cord Jefferson Copy Share Image
Who actually enjoys skiing? Come on, even Olympic ski masters, even James Bond, think that dressing up in all that fluorescent, insulated kit and… — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
I don't know if it's just me or everyone, but the whole vibe with skiing is not so much thriving on competition against others… — Picabo Street Copy Share Image
Skiing makes me feel great, and it gives my legs such an incredible workout. — Joely Fisher Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I learned to ski at a young age and love it - but I don't get to do it as much as I'd like… — Greg Rutherford Copy Share Image
I wanted to do a talk show that reminded me of the old school ones I loved as a kid, without all the fake… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's surreal to be hanging out on Ozzy's patio with him talking politics. It's so funny when people doubt that he's with it because… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
With 'Mouthful of Shame,' all of my fans or the majority of them said it's the best thing you've ever done and that meant… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
What a shock that a guy who makes $2 million a week behaves exactly like I would with $2 million a week. As far… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Comedians want honest discussion because it affects us. We make our living talking, so anything around language affects us greatly. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
You really are a badass, edgy guy who tells it like it is...about couscous. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
