Congas Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “The shortest distance between two idiots is a conga line.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Congas Distance Idiot Lines Two
The straight line is regarded as the shortest distance between two people, as if they were points. — Theodor Adorno Copy Share Image
The shortest distance between two points is your mind. It's not a straight line. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Understanding is the SHORTEST as well as LONGEST distance between two people... — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A straight line is not the shortest distance between two points. — Madeleine L'Engle Copy Share Image
“The shortest distance between two points is the line from me to you.” — Fisher Amelie Copy Share Image
But what seems like a reasonable distance to one person might feel too far to somebody else. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When I went to do "Carson" that night, they wanted us to do two songs, but we were a brand new band. "Conga" hadn't… — Gloria Estefan Copy Share Image
I have now seen sucrose beaches and water a very bright blue. I have seen an all-red leisure suit with flared lapels. I have… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
I think people who basically do one thing like Eric Clapton is great. But I've always enjoyed playing different kinds of music and playing… — Jack Bruce Copy Share Image
As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I started out by myself, but it eventually turned into a trio by the mid-'60s - a conga drum and another guitarist. And that's… — Richie Havens Copy Share Image
I think Ross Noble is the only person that I've seen really storm a stand-up slot at a festival, and that was when he… — Marcus Brigstocke Copy Share Image
Nature is more like a seesaw than a crystal, a never-ending conga line of bold moves and corrections. — Diane Ackerman Copy Share Image
I think the way I play the guitar is very percussive. I play a lot of rhythm chops as though I were playing congas… — Tommy Bolin Copy Share Image
For the rest of my life, the one song that people will remember -- regardless -- is "Conga" . . . I never get… — Gloria Estefan Copy Share Image
Chano Pozo created the role of the conga soloist in the modern band, somewhat th way Coleman Hawkins created the solo tenor sax. — Ned Sublette Copy Share Image
Unseen University was much bigger on the inside. Thousands of years as the leading establishment of practical magic in a world where dimensions were… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
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