Distance Quote by Theodor Adorno

The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

— Anonymous

A straight line is not the shortest distance between two points.

— Madeleine L'Engle

The shortest distance between two points is your mind. It's not a straight line.

— Frederick Lenz

The straightest line between a straight distance is two points.

— George Carlin

a straight line is the shortest possible line between any two points - an axiom equally true in morals as in mathematics.

— Maria Edgeworth

“The shortest distance between two points is a time line, a schedule, a map of your time, the itinerary for the rest of your…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Except in mathematics, the shortest distance between point A and point B is seldom a straight line. I don't believe in mathematics.

— Albert Einstein

“The shortest distance between two points is the line from me to you.”

— Fisher Amelie

In philosophy, as in politics, the longest distance between two points is a straight line.

— Will Durant

“In other words, to put it into Euclid, or old-fashioned plane geometry, a straight line is not the shortest distance between two points.”

— Madeleine L'Engle

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

— Leo Aikman

The shortest distance between two idiots is a conga line.

— Demetri Martin