Funny Quote by Bill Cosby Download Open image “The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.” — Bill Cosby ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Trouble
It's amazing how much trouble you can get in when you don't have anything else to do. — Quincy Jones Copy Share Image
Trouble can be a lot of fun. It's the straight and narrow that makes life tedious and boring. — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
You get in trouble, you have to evaluate: Is it worth getting into trouble again? It's a lot easier to make that decision when… — Robert Iler Copy Share Image
The only kind of trouble I've ever been in is when I was stealing eggs when I was little. I think I know right… — Elvis Presley Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
