I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot.… — Jarod Kintz Communication Copy Share Image
“I told her “Have a good weekend.” Then I thought, “Idiot. It’s Sunday night.” — Jarod Kintz Sunday Copy Share Image
“I know great art when someone doesn’t wash their hands after making it. And not only did Duchamp not wash his hands,… — Jarod Kintz Art Copy Share Image
“Snow on one side of the canvas, silence on the other. I’d call that a perfect painting.” — Jarod Kintz Painting Copy Share Image
“Politicians give criminals a bad name. A bad name like a bad word like shit.” — Jarod Kintz Crime Copy Share Image
“The best description of this book is found within the title. The full title of this book is: "This is the story… — Jarod Kintz Book Copy Share Image
“I was joking about my clones to my family when my uncle Herman said, “Don’t do that. Don’t make fun of yourself… — Jarod Kintz Family Copy Share Image
“Let’s say you’re a politician. You’re still you, but you are an elected official. In other words, in this scenario, you get… — Jarod Kintz Life Copy Share Image
“I want to merge oven mitts with boxing gloves, so I could effectively, and safely, fight fires. After all, fire fighters make… — Jarod Kintz Boxing gloves Copy Share Image
“Everywhere I go I'm too focused on everyone else to realize that they are too focused on themselves. And by everyone else… — Jarod Kintz Focus Copy Share Image
“I don’t look for faces in clouds, I look for clouds in faces. And the best place to look is at the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I’m exercising my right to free speech, because it used to be obese. For years all it did was sit on the… — Jarod Kintz Communication Copy Share Image
“A lot of people like wife swapping. I've got such a great wife I would only swap with a Mormon. It'd have… — Jarod Kintz Marriage Copy Share Image
“I walk with a purpose. And a limp. (The limp helps serve my purpose, which is to gain sympathy.)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I wanted “300” to be less about fighting, and more about bowling. At least they could have had the Spartans wear bowling shoes.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to brighten up your day, like a lampshade over the sun dangling down over your dining room… — Jarod Kintz Dining room Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to foretell the future. But I’m the only one alive who knows how to make it work,… — Jarod Kintz Time Copy Share Image
“Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But only a wise man thinks to conserve… — Jarod Kintz Sadness Copy Share Image
“Love is a bridge between your future and mine. A bridge constructed entirely out of trust, honesty, and in our case, wooden… — Jarod Kintz Love Copy Share Image
“Learning how to love is like learning how to tie your shoes, and that’s precisely why I wear slippers.” — Jarod Kintz Learning Copy Share Image
“A brick could be placed on your child’s cafeteria lunch tray, in place of the less appetizing and more unnatural food they… — Jarod Kintz Children Copy Share Image
“If my name were Isaac Newton, would I be a famous no name? I’d have worldwide and historical name recognition, yet I’d… — Jarod Kintz Isaac Newton Copy Share Image
