Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a deodorant deterrent. Just ask any stinky Congressman.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Air freshener is man’s pitiful attempt to have his food smell as good, after digestion, as they did, before ingestion.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“on the topic of air fresheners, we all know they don’t really freshen anything. They normally mix with whatever putrid smell is hanging in…

— Melanie James

“A brick could be used as a marketing tool. I’ll help you grow your business, if you help me plant this brick in the…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be crushed into powder, like cocaine, and snorted to stimulate the previous highs of the housing market.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Some smells are universally revered. Coffee brewing. Bacon frying. Burning leaves. Baby powder. And sawdust.”

— Ninie Hammon

“What was unusual was that this brick appeared new and was covered in spray paint.”

— Michael Harling

“A brick could be used to wash your hands. And after that, I’d suggest you wash out your filthy mouth. Scrub it clean, you…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be lodged inside a home to provide comfort, stability, hope, change, and audacity. Oh gosh! Sorry about the last three—I was…

— Jarod Kintz

“I want to mass produce wretchedness. An unsatisfactory factory. Then I want to produce cologne and stench—at different ends of the production line. So…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”
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— Jarod Kintz