“My future, it almost looks like Christmas—red and green—stop and go.” — Jarod Kintz Christmas Copy Share Image
“People are like puzzles. Especially interconnected people, like Siamese twins.” — Jarod Kintz People Like Copy Share Image
“Once the orange juice wears off, I might be drunk. I love vodka.” — Jarod Kintz Drunk Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Love Copy Share Image
“Getting to know somebody new—it’s part of the fun of avoiding people.” — Jarod Kintz Avoiding Copy Share Image
“If you're looking to take a long, beautiful drive through life, you might not want to take the cynic view.” — Jarod Kintz Cynic Copy Share Image
“I always say “I couldn’t agree more,” even if I wholeheartedly disagree, because whether I completely agree or completely disagree, I couldn’t… — Jarod Kintz Disagree Copy Share Image
“Just got done giving my cat a haircut and eating dinner. The two events are unrelated, though I might cough up a… — Jarod Kintz Cats Copy Share Image
“Life is about having an attitude of gratitude. And grabitude. Seriously, you’ve got to take stuff. What, do you think someone’s just… — Jarod Kintz Attitude Copy Share Image
“Growing up, the only class I didn’t doodle in was Art class, because there I’d get to spend the whole time drawing.” — Jarod Kintz Art Copy Share Image
“I think I speak for all the mutes when I say, “Silence is equality.” I’m sure the deaf would agree too.” — Jarod Kintz Equality Copy Share Image
“Question for your life: If Ted Kennedy made it to heaven, do you think he’s pleased with the fact that Jesus can… — Jarod Kintz Life Copy Share Image
“I’ll keep you in my heart forever, just so long as you don’t clog up my arteries. Just so you know, my… — Jarod Kintz Forever Copy Share Image
“Online social networking allows a small fish in a small pond to become bigger than a big fish in a big pond—without… — Jarod Kintz Big fish Copy Share Image
“An award winner recommended and commended someone’s work, and that someone later endorsed my work, so it’s like I’m an award winner… — Jarod Kintz Award Copy Share Image
“I’m so shy that if you played “Guess The Mannequin” with me and two mannequins, you’d pick me, because I’m the quiet… — Jarod Kintz Fashion Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to keep a level head. I don’t mean remaining rational, I mean literally, keep your head still… — Jarod Kintz Brick Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to say hello to a friend I haven’t spoken to in forever. Forever is a long time,… — Jarod Kintz Blanket Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to wrap up all the love I have to offer you, so it’ll be easier for you… — Jarod Kintz Blanket Copy Share Image
“I got a call back on a job query from a week ago. It’s for a front desk position at a luxury… — Jarod Kintz Front desk Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to instill patience in a pupil. Not a pupil as in part of an iris, but a… — Jarod Kintz Every night Copy Share Image
