Eating dinner Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I’ll see a cat and instinctively start petting the hair on my back.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’ve got hair in my mouth, because I replaced my teeth with my cat. This makes it more fun to pet my gums.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If my chest grew cat hair, I wouldn’t know whether to pluck it or pet it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Cats are the best. They don’t need haircuts, and they love to cuddle, unlike certain celebrities who’ve issued restraining orders against me.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I want to pull my hair back tight and smooth and make a big knot at the back that I can feel, she said.…

— Ernest Hemingway

“Are you unwell? You aren't going to vomit on me, are you?" "That wasn't on my list of planned activities for the afternoon, no,…

— Katie MacAlister

“There’s a can of cat food and a spoon on the floor somewhere. Take it out back and bang on it. My cat’s still…

— Robert Dugoni

“You look like something the cat coughed up, dragged through dirt, ate, and coughed up again.”

— Thomm Quackenbush

“I'm not a cat. Not normally, anyway. This is but a temporary... inconvenience.”

— Joshua Winning

“A cat is there if you call her- if she doesn't have anything better to do.”

— Bill Adler

“How are you doing this?" I continued, frowning at him. "And if you say 'I am a cat.' I swear I will throw you…

— Julie Kagawa

“You’ve got sex hair … or crazy cat lady hair. They’re remarkably similar.”

— Molly Harper