Teeth Cat Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I’ll see a cat and instinctively start petting the hair on my back.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If my chest grew cat hair, I wouldn’t know whether to pluck it or pet it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I had a pet raccoon that took my tooth brush once, But only to another room.”

— Rod McKuen

“Just got done giving my cat a haircut and eating dinner. The two events are unrelated, though I might cough up a hairball later…

— Jarod Kintz

“Cats are the best. They don’t need haircuts, and they love to cuddle, unlike certain celebrities who’ve issued restraining orders against me.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Did you tell that prospect over there that ‘not a hair’ on my head was to be touched?” “I think I said, ‘not a…

— Lauren Gilley

“this has more aspects than a cat has hair.”

— Robert A. Heinlein

“You’ve got sex hair … or crazy cat lady hair. They’re remarkably similar.”

— Molly Harper

“packet of new toothbrushes because there’s the familiar sound of him brushing his teeth. He taps it on the side of the porcelain when…

— Deborah Reed

“I want to pull my hair back tight and smooth and make a big knot at the back that I can feel, she said.…

— Ernest Hemingway

“Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You think about pulling my hair while I'm eating your pussy?”

— Laura Kaye