Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““If my chest grew cat hair, I wouldn’t know whether to pluck it or pet it.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I’ve got hair in my mouth, because I replaced my teeth with my cat. This makes it more fun to pet my gums.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If I were a hairy man, I’d never pat myself on the back, because with all that fur, a pat would turn into a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I want to pull my hair back tight and smooth and make a big knot at the back that I can feel, she said.… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“if you found enough cat hairs in a person's house, you pretty much had to assume there was a feline on the premises somewhere” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Just got done giving my cat a haircut and eating dinner. The two events are unrelated, though I might cough up a hairball later… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Cats are the best. They don’t need haircuts, and they love to cuddle, unlike certain celebrities who’ve issued restraining orders against me.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The cat's tail was straying into her face again; she was forced to expel air in a most unbecoming fashion to avoid a mouthful… — Meredith Duran Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
