Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I sell my wares to the world. My underwears.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I've purged myself of worldly goods; half my stuff is either being sold or going to charity. I need to go shopping.” — Christy Leigh Stewart Copy Share Image
“I hate it when I go shopping and leave my wallet at home, in my pants, along with my underwear.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I write my name on my underwear. Of course, I have to first cross out the name of the previous owner. (Most of my… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You will treat my underwear with the reverence it deserves. Next time, you will stop and appreciate--hell, you'll marvel at the miracle of my… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“This world is nothing more than fresh white underwear, and I’m going to leave my mark on it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The world is a marketplace. We all are in business and what we are selling is our unique selves.” — Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha Copy Share Image
“Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.” — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“See. Told you I had sexy underwear." "They're only sexy because you're in them.” — Lisa Kessler Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
