Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Ma’am, my hand hurts. May I massage it on your buttocks?”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Before I grab your ass, I’ll take off my gloves. They’re cutting off circulation to my thighs.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You have really great hands,” she said as he began to massage her butt. “If you ever need extra money, I think I’d be… — Paige Tyler Copy Share Image
“Well, fella, as much as I’d like to stick something up your ass, it ain’t gonna be my finger or anything else on my… — A. Violet End Copy Share Image
“As for your back rubs... Study an anatomy book, pal, because what you've been rubbing isn't my back.” — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“Standing in the shower, I feel something on the back of my leg that turns out to be my ass.” — Mary Karr Copy Share Image
“When it hurts so bad you don't think you can stand it, I say, squeeze my hand.” — Taylor Jenkins Reid Copy Share Image
“No, sir. I won’t complain. Except when I move it sharp and sudden, my arm is real numb. It’s the rest of me that’s… — Robert Newton Peck Copy Share Image
“Hey now! I’m the one that had to coddle you when you were crying about having to sleep on the floor!” “I wasn’t crying… — Jessa L. Gilbert Copy Share Image
“When he finished cleaning my open wounds, he found a jar of salve and began rubbing it into the rough parts of my skin.… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“There is a hole in my buttocks. I’d like to return it, or at the very least exchange it for a new one.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
