Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““If my nipples were restart buttons, I’d let you play with my buttocks.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I suppose your boobs are all squished under that green lace, your nipples crushed. They’re going to need some consolation. I’ll suck on them… — C.C. Gibbs Copy Share Image
“No, no. The shirt stays on.” “Why?” “Because if I see your naked breasts, I’m going to want to suck your pretty little nipples.… — Tessa Bailey Copy Share Image
“That anticipation spiked in a way I felt it in my nipples. My nipples. Oh dear.” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Men. Sometimes you could kiss them forever and other times you could just take your glittery, red stilettos and jam them as far up… — Nina Levine Copy Share Image
“I must do whatever I can to find the best partners possible." "Did you kick their butts?" He frowned. "The buttocks are among the… — Allison van Diepen Copy Share Image
“Now I just have to decide how you’re going to get me off first. Hands, mouth, tits, pussy, or ass” — Meghan March Copy Share Image
“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“All I did there, after all, was to bemoan what I could not bemoan upon your breast.” — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
“I’ll show the state of my nipples before asking, Is that all you’ve got, January?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image