Front desk Quote by Jarod Kintz

“The thing about this job is people go to psychiatrists and pay them $60, $70 an hour to tell them all their screwed-up fantasies,…

— Stephen King

“I make a mental note to look into a psychology degree. Seriously. I may not be a real people person, but for one hundred…

— McCall Hoyle

“You were down to earth and funny - not at all what I imagined a psychiatrist would be. This office was so bright and…

— Chevy Stevens

“I should change my job title to Retail Psychologist and get some impressive letter after my name.”

— Leanne Hall

“I should have known better than to take a job as an assistant to a psychic detective.”

— Jayne Ann Krentz

“Face it: You're always just a breath away from a job in telemarketing.”

— Douglas Coupland

“So I just got a call from the hotel, and they want me to start work tomorrow. I’m excited to have a job, but…

— Jarod Kintz

“Are you busy?" the caller would ask. "Yes I'm working." Sitting in my chair, cats nearby, I was reading a great book. That was…

— Nina Sankovitch

“Why don't you tell me why you called me? Don't you know? I'm a therapist, nto a psychic. That would make your job easier,…

— Alex Adams

“you'd never never never again work for that manipulative, Machiavellian psychopath. And he'd get you back on the team, often with a gesture as…

— Anthony Bourdain

“Thank you.” A bright blush stained her cheeks. “For last night. For chasing the monsters away…” “Anytime. It’s kind of my job to protect…

— Anonymous

“No one in the lounge so much as glances over. If it ain't psychosis, it ain't worth the effort.”

— Juliann Garey