Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I want to have sex at 120—pm and years old.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“A lot of kids are shocked at the idea of people over thirty having sex." (Max)” — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
“One afternoon, I am complaining about the confusion of my age, what is expected of me versus what I want for myself.” — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
“Like most things, sex got better with age until one hit a certain plateau, and then it was like breakfast, unlikely to change unless… — Emma Straub Copy Share Image
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“I made love to a woman 20 years older than me. The impressive part is that I was only eleven at the time. I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
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“When a woman turns forty she is no longer young, but not yet old.” — Jane Harvey-Berrick Copy Share Image
“Because it is so hard, some people wait until they are in their thirties, forties, fifties, or even older before breaking their silence.” — Erin Merryn Copy Share Image
“She had now reached an age when one starts looking for a husband rather more systematically than one does at nineteen or even at… — Barbara Pym Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
