“I sat in the passenger seat of the squad car, laughing at the look on Noah’s face. “She tried man, she did.… — C.A. Harms Copy Share Image
I love dry British humor. I love to sketch in my off time. I love tequila. — Maren Morris Copy Share Image
“Timothy bit the inside of his lip and pretended to nod sagely. Things were starting to sound a little far-fetched again. "Man,"… — Adrienne Kress Copy Share Image
“It’s hardly the time for sense, I should think, since nonsense has been serving us so well” — E.J. Patten Copy Share Image
Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand… — Brian P. Cleary Copy Share Image
I see tragedy and comedy and pain and irony and all that stuff. But in the end I think life is fascinating,… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
“I hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing....” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
People have been trained to believe that comedy is the five- and 10-minute segments that you see on TV. But in 10… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you… — John Krasinski Copy Share Image
The privilege of friendship is that we can talk nonsense all the time & the funny thing is that nonsense is understood,… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“There he was, skipping lightly across the surface of the water. He caught my eye and gave me that shit-eating grin again.… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
Most of my films - if you look at the tone, apart from 'Shadows,' which is straight-up comedy - the tone is… — Taika Waititi Copy Share Image
Catch-22' is the big daddy of funny war novels. It's capacious and occasionally rambling. It's a bible of literate comedy: you can… — Jesse Armstrong Copy Share Image
“BROADBENT [stiffly]. Devil is rather a strong expression in that connexion, Mr Keegan. KEEGAN. Not from a man who knows that this… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
it’s as if the universe has a sense of humor, since at a deep level it’s impossible not to lead a spiritual… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
“Why not? It's true. I don't even laugh for anyone but you." She hesitated, for that one. Did he really mean that?… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
“Oh, blessed Domi!" the Aon exclaimed, approaching quickly. "Ashe!" she said, wiping her eyes with a quivering hand, numbed by shock. "You… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“Why don't you use some sense and try to be more like me? You might live to be a hundred and seven,… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
“Aha!" Lassiter pointed at the boob tube. "You motherfucker! I knew you were the father!” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
Finding a way to find humor in things that are hardcore is definitely something that, I think, the sitcom does best. — Megyn Price Copy Share Image
I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
“Lissianna said, smacking Thomas in the arm. “What were you thinking? They don’t waltz here.” “I was thinking I didn’t want my… — Lynsay Sands Copy Share Image
You didn't find comedy in 'Magadheera.' Any film high on emotions doesn't need such elements. — Ram Charan Copy Share Image
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Come, come," I said. "You may be a lord someday, but you aren't one yet. No need for the courtly manners, and… — Julie Berry Copy Share Image
“Just a month after the completion of the Declaration of Independence, at a time when he delegates might have been expected to… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
I think we need leadership that can gently and with affection remind us of what we Americans mostly agree upon: civility, kindness,… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
All you crazy white people "I'm American!", all you did was come out of your mother's pussy on American soil. That's it.… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
“I see why our little Braith likes you.” “Does she?” “Can’t you tell?” “I’m male. I have no idea what you females… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it!.. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
People think that my favorite roles to do are villains, but I find comedy to be the most challenging and rewarding. — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
“Fuel-efficient my big engine is not. I drove 38 miles and burned through more than a quarter-tank of expensive premium gas. Every… — C.D. Payne Copy Share Image
To date, we've arrested or otherwise dealt with many key commanders of al Qaeda... All told, more than 3,000 suspected terrorists have… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
![“BROADBENT [stiffly]. Devil is rather a strong expression in that connexion, Mr Keegan. KEEGAN. Not from a man who knows that this world is hell. But since the word offends you, let me soften it, and compare you simply to an ass. [Larry whitens with anger]. BROADBENT [reddening]. An ass! KEEGAN…” quote by George Bernard Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/bc1/george-bernard-shaw-68_becoming-better_broadbent-stiffly-devil-is-rather-a-stro_3048281.jpg)
