I really love writing comedy. Writing romantic comedy is even nicer because you get to write about how insane we all act… — Pearl Cleage Copy Share Image
“Birds that cannot fly high into the sky rejoice exceedingly and sing sweet melodies when they get to the top of the… — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah Copy Share Image
I'm probably a lot closer than perhaps the contents of my early fiction suggest to a jaded Denny's waitress with smoker's-lung-black humor… — Karen Russell Copy Share Image
“We bleed our sorrows dry on the chance that laughter will save what is left of our dignity” — Psyche Roxas-Mendoza Copy Share Image
“The Trader held the ring horizontal and let the fingertips of his right hand circle over it. As he did so, he… — Kai Meyer Copy Share Image
“You hit me again," I said, growing oddly annoyed. "Ya think?" Evil Riggs said. Smart-ass. "Part of my brain hurts. I demand… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'm not ashamed to tell the truth about what happened in my family. I think that's what makes my comedy different. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I always knew I wanted to make movies since I was around eleven. I never thought of it as wanting to do… — Jeff Baena Copy Share Image
You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone. — Abe Burrows Copy Share Image
“We goan start promptly at seven o'clock, so be sure to take care of all your bodily needs and functions before we… — Charmaine T. Davis Copy Share Image
“I let go and dropped on all fours... as quiet as a cat. Actually I landed on a cat. It screeched and… — Anthony Horowitz Copy Share Image
If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. ...… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“Guys don't want women with good taste, guys want women who taste good.” — Sheryl J. Anderson Copy Share Image
“Love does not cost anything. Kind words and deeds do not cost anything. The real beauty of the world is equal for… — Carla Jo Masterson Copy Share Image
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“Is that what you are calling it? A message? It felt more like emotional terrorism to me.-Zephyr” — Amy Bartol Copy Share Image
It's mandatory in this day and age to be considered to have a sense of humor and to demonstrate it. You're not… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
“The Guardian's Wildchild: Lorna tossed used linen onto the floor and snapped fresh sheets into place on the bed. She fluffed pillows… — Feather Stone Copy Share Image
The bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of drama is to be truthful. You can be… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Well, it's a humor strip, so my first responsibility has always been to entertain the reader... But if, in addition, I can… — Garry Trudeau Copy Share Image
I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation. — Jon Hamm Copy Share Image
How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley. George's fingers groped for the side of his head. "Saintlike," he murmured. "What's wrong… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“working to my potential.' It's like every teacher I have has some sort of manual to use when talking to me. She… — Elizabeth Scott Copy Share Image
“Louie was furious at the sharks. He had thought that they had an understanding:The men would stay out of the sharks' turf… — Laura Hillenbrand Copy Share Image
The best everyday example of relativity, the finest symptom of human intelligence, is humor. (...) Design without humor is not human. The… — Philippe Starck Copy Share Image
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied,… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“[Artemis] returned to the aft bay for Mulch's version of a briefing. The dwarf had drawn a crude diagram on a backlit… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“By barely measurable increments, the days became less grueling. And through it all, Elka was there to lift my spirits with her… — Lesley Livingston Copy Share Image
“She wished, as almost all kids wish at one point or another, that she could turn into a pterodactyl and fly away… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
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