“Once we've got you properly done up," her aunt said, "and he hears of your newfound wealth, he's sure to look your… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
“Not special at all.” She changed her mind and leaned in to take a cookie. “I just heard my number called and… — Brigid Kemmerer Copy Share Image
I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You remind me of the Siberian hunting spider, which adopts a highly convincing limp in three of its eight legs in order… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“Really? Assaulting an officer? That’s a new one for you.” ~ FBI Special Agent Clive Poole to Maggie Mae Castro” — Beth Yarnall Copy Share Image
My humor tends to be a little more edgy than is appropriate for 'Twilight,' although I got some in there. That was… — Melissa Rosenberg Copy Share Image
There is nothing worse than when someone's obnoxious laughter ruins a good movie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My life," she said dramatically, with her eyes closed, "is one heaping bowl of warmed-over despair, seasoned with equal dashes of aggravation… — Rick Detorie Copy Share Image
“I picked up a rare disease called conscience" .... "That can often turn fatal.” — Alfred Bester Copy Share Image
I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Truly, with a sitcom and the rhythms of comedy... music is so helpful in that area of life. — Sabrina Carpenter Copy Share Image
“She remembered Grace telling her about Lorcan's evasiveness when she'd first joined the Noctourne -his ability to speak without saying anything, to… — Justin Somper Copy Share Image
“I’m not even sure I’m going to see that Colin Farrell wanna-be again.” “What happened?” “Walked in on him and the bartender… — Tamara Larson Copy Share Image
“When you say nasty things about people, you should never say the true ones, because you can't really trully and honestly take… — john green Copy Share Image
“Pat Robertson would be harmless comedy, were he less typical of those who today hold power and influence in the United States.” — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
People associate long hair with drug use. I wish people associated long hair with something other than drug use, like an extreme… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Laughter springs from the lawless part of our nature, and is purifying only in so far as there is a natural and… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
“Karsa shrugged. ‘The Malazan soldiers in Genabaris said the Seven Cities was going to rebel against their occupiers. This is why the… — Steven Erikson Copy Share Image
As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I'll create more comedy. It's just when I shut off and stay… — Ron White Copy Share Image
“ Temporis filia veritas; cui me obstetricari non pudet . Truth is the daughter of time, and I feel no shame in… — Johannes Kepler Copy Share Image
“Apparently they died from overfeeding. Apparently I overfed them. Apparently fish are terrible glutons with absolutely no self-control who just don't know… — Steve Toltz Copy Share Image
“How is there laughter, how is there joy, as this world is always burning?” — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“Why is it that men reduce themselves to one-liners and bad movie quotes whenever they get into a fight?" said Parker. "Is… — Matt Forbeck Copy Share Image
Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones -… — F. Sionil Jose Copy Share Image
“Yes, she'd made a mistake... but she wasn't going to be bullied. You couldn't let boys go around raining on your lava… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I think comedy is where I feel very silly, confident, and really can't expose too much of my sensitive side. — Melissa Villasenor Copy Share Image
“Fresh proof of the risks you run in writing about players, and of the advisability of not standing to leeward of their… — Hector Berlioz Copy Share Image
“Judging books by their covers is seriously underrated, and any book nerd who claims never to have done it is probably lying.” — Amy Elizabeth Smith Copy Share Image
It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
